... I don't get it. Why are these shitheads laughing. You can almost hear the director thinking "fuck my life." I mean my god... Someone please rub this ad with something hard and sand-paperish.
Maybe if we ignore it it'll go away. So, reader, how was your day? I did some laundry... yea it had been awhile. Today is thursday, thats my shower day... so I showered. (Is it still there? God damn it.)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OLIVE GARDEN WE HATE YOU. YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!
No, don't start crying... Do not start crying. Jesus, you really are pathetic. What's that? You've got never ending pasta bowls and 5$ soup and salad specials? Hmmm, well, hold on a second... I'm sorry about that. I've had a hard day. I shouldn't have taken it out on you. Let me give you a hug. Damn, you smell amazing. Wanna hang out a little? Of course I want to! Could we eat soup and salad? Yes? Your the best, Olive Garden!
