Hey Look, I learned Jazz Aerobics! part 1

After careful consideration, I have decided to compete on America's BEST Dance Crew. Clay, Kevin, and I have put together this sick video that drops it like it's hot, runs it under cold water, then sticks it in the microwave and makes it hot again... and again and again. Thats right bitches, chiggity check our fresh moves as we groove to this funky jam. If you look close enough you can spot the revolution coming. Can't see it? Look closely-er. I'm expecting a call from Randy "Bassist of Journey" Jackson any moment.  Randy "The Kankle" Jackson had Gastric Bypass Surgery in 2003.  Apparently the surgeons left shitty TV show ideas  in place of fat. Which explains all the shows produced by Randy "The Hamburgler" Jackson. But in all seriousness, type 2 diabetes is no laughing matter.

P.S. Due to "technology" being a total whore I had to post the video down there, in the post below this one. See it? Cool. I'm gonna go practice.